Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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