I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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