Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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