Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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