Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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