he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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