As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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