dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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