he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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