Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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