so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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