But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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