It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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