Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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