1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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