Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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