You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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