Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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