no. you can't hotbox the world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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