Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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