omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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