We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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