you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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