Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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