Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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