yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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