I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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