Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I need to calm my uterus...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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