i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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