K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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