Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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