Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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