Christians are straight up FREAKS
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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