i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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