Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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