its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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