yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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