He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Randomize
