At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This house was built for laser tag.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
