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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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