Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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