K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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