Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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