I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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