I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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