Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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