i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
