I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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