I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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