these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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