I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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