I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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