If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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