it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
